You know what the best thing about shopping in America is?
You can return anything you buy.
I would like to go get a baby, preferably brunette with twinkling hazel eyes and a delightful chuckle, and try being a mother for kicks. I'll keep the receipt for bailout.
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One day walking into the grocery store, Scott and I came by a woman, presumably a mother, ladened with too much shopping, looking hassled and pushing a double pram with a baby in each seat, whereupon the very amiable hubs, without missing a beat, spouted cheerfully:
"Oh look sweetie! Trader Joe's is having a special on babies - get 2 for the price of one!"
The mother of two burst into laughter.
True story.
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I, on the other hand, come home and ponder the above fun hypothesis.
You can return anything you buy.
I would like to go get a baby, preferably brunette with twinkling hazel eyes and a delightful chuckle, and try being a mother for kicks. I'll keep the receipt for bailout.
**
One day walking into the grocery store, Scott and I came by a woman, presumably a mother, ladened with too much shopping, looking hassled and pushing a double pram with a baby in each seat, whereupon the very amiable hubs, without missing a beat, spouted cheerfully:
"Oh look sweetie! Trader Joe's is having a special on babies - get 2 for the price of one!"
The mother of two burst into laughter.
True story.
**
I, on the other hand, come home and ponder the above fun hypothesis.
1 comment:
that's hilarious! Babies amaze me. They are a real joy to have, you won't need a bailout once you have one trust me.:)
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